We had sex… so now what?

Human

Dear Human Being(s),

Seriously I need to stop, stop hanging out with all of you.. I have way too much fun and feel like such a part of the team. I am so excited to go to sunshine states in a few weeks as a part of it. Going back to Ohio is gonna be nearly impossible, to leave all of you along with my family. 

Truly, ERW

Dear Human Being,

I’m so proud of you. I really am. You’re a great person and you deserve the best. So if some people in your life aren’t willing to love no matter what and see you as the wonderful, beautiful, amazing person you are, then that’s their problem. You have so many people that will always be here for you, including myself.

Love,

Sav

Dear Human Being,

I have an idea. And we’re hanging out tonight so you’re helping me.

My idea involves a mini skateboard and a camera.

We’re gonna die maybe.

Mariya

Dear Human Being,

I want nothing more then to meet you, have you sing to me, and hug you. It’s possible. I think it could happen.

Love,

Savannah

P.S. I hope this isn’t too creepy. 

Dear Human Being,

I can’t wait to see you tonight. I think that we’re meant to be near each other, not you in Canada and me in Ohio. That just doesn’t feel as right.

See you soon,

Mariya

Dear Human Being,

I can’t believe you. You trick me into thinking you care about me, but in reality, it’s complete bullshit. You’re acting like you’re looking out for my best interest… You’re a damn good actress, too. You might not know it now, but I see right through you. You had me fooled in the beginning. I honestly thought you were just trying to be a good friend and look out for me. Yeah right. You just want to get me away from him so you can have him for yourself. Sorry, but I’m not going down that easily. Stealing other people’s toys on the playground won’t make you any friends. Maybe someday you can get over your petty jealousy and we can forget about this.

-Human

Dear Human Being,

I cannot believe you had a baby like, today. 

What the fuck.

Mariya

Dear Human Being,

Remember your cool Star Wars wrist-watch? The one you lost at the fair about 7 years ago? I have it. I found it lying next to the entrance that night, and I kept it. I know, it’s horrible. A truly childish act of selfishness. For that I apologize. But hey, I don’t know who you are, or whether or not you miss it, but you had one cool-ass timepiece. And if I didn’t have what little dignity I try so desperately to uphold, I would wear the damn thing everywhere I go. 

Thanks for the bitchin’ merchandise,

Eddie

Dear Human Being,

That night I spent with you changed me. I have felt so ugly inside for so long and you made me feel beautiful. You’re everything I need right now. I’m not asking for commitment, just someone to be sweet to me. Like you were.

I don’t know what’s going on. Please just give me an explanation. I don’t like being shut out. I trusted you, but I swear I don’t know who you are anymore. You’re hurting me more than you know. I’m begging you to stop… I’m fragile.

Human